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BBC Top Gear “Green Laning” feature, Sunday 20th July

If you watched BBC Top Gear last night you could be forgiven for thinking that they must have appointed a member of the Ramblers Association as Chief Editor of the show! The shocking portrayal of “Green-Laning” in their closing feature made me shrink into my armchair. Obviously intended to be comical as the studio intro referred to “Ramblers Association wanting to ban anyone having fun in the countryside…”- for the off-roading community, it was definitely NOT!

The feature utilised the theme of Hound chasing Fox whereby a Richard Hammond in full Huntsman dress was awkwardly mounted on a pony as part of the Ledbury Hunt. Promising start and, indeed funny at this point especially the attempts by the diminutive Hammond to mount his piebald pony. The underlying political inferences regarding the banning of hunting foxes sort-of qualified the use of a 4x4 (driven by Clarkson) to ‘lay’ the scent.

Clarkson sets off 2 mins ahead of the Hunt in his Daihatsu 4x4 to try and outwit the pursuing hounds.
Clarkson say’s “Proper greenlaning enthusiast might mock but unlike their beloved Land Rovers and Humvies the smaller and agile Terios does not lumber but boings like a spring lamb”.

The effects filtered film sequences interjected with Huntsmen and Hounds show clips of him careering through a hedgerow, wheel spinning and doughnutting over wild flowered pastures and speeding through natural woodland – all at rally car pace. At one point as Clarkson is driving at full belt through a field he spots some onlookers and heading straight towards them exclaims.. “Hello people would you like me to murder you? I’m an offroad enthusiast!”

All very entertaining to the mass audience perhaps.

No doubt the BBC had permission from the land owner and
the ‘location fee’ paid to would have far outweighed any damage caused. However, the damage to our reputation as off-roaders is possibly beyond repair.

Fun in the countryside was the intended theme of this feature but the greenlaning depiction was so far removed from reality.
We (ALRFC) and other responsible off-road clubs, all abide by the laws in our use of the ever-decreasing number of Byways that remain open.  

The BBC in their pursuit of socio-political entertainment may have set us back years and will surely give a major boost to the Anti-4x4 brigade.

As Clarkson say’s during the sequences…“If anyone has any objection to anything were doing here do please feel free to keep that objection to yourself!”

Well I certainly along with many others (check out the LR Forums) have objected.
If you feel strongly about the 'green lane' feature and seek redress, you can visit the Top Gear Website and add your complaint. (contact us link on their website)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/

If you missed the show you can get it here…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00cq4w4

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Carlo Faulds